I've been saying it, I've been mentioning it, I've been threatening it.... finally I'm doing it! The experiences I've had while dating are just too good to keep to myself. This latest email is what finally pushed me into action.
So I have been on plentyoffish.com, we can discuss the fact that I am on dating sites at a later date, anyways...... This guy sends me an email. This guy is 29, from Portland and works in "business."
This is exactly his email. "You have perfect tits! lol yup you read that correctly. Sorry if I am a little blunt but the cleavage in your profile pic is pretty Fing hot."
I know what you're thinking.... well Hannah if you post a picture with your breasts showing, what do you expect.... Well take a look at my picture.
Personally I don't see all that much cleavage!! I contemplated sending back a witty response... but really why bother!
Another one of my favorites is an email with the subject of "r u" and the message said "dtf." Well I wasn't sure what "dtf" meant... I know what wtf means.... so I had an inkling, but figured I would google it. Wow yup...... he asked me if I was "down to fuck." I wrote back something along the lines of "Wow, really?." He "lol'd" and said "I figured it was worth a try."
Is it so odd to think people on a dating site might be looking to actually date and not just get play!
-HMinaj
-HMinaj
